The Strangest Day…..

The other day a friend of a friend of a friend twice removed came up to me and asked me for a favour. I said “Cool what can I help you with?” and he asked me “How would I like to earn €100 this Friday for 3 hours work?” Suspicous? I asked more questions! He said all I need is my car and my guitar. “So I’m off to rob a bank now or something?” I asked. He replied, “No, I want you to go up to the hospital to sing love songs to my Ex-Girlfriend, in the hope of act helping us to get back together.” I got excited cause I could be a chance to crack out some Ryan Adams songs. He preceded to hand me a list of such classic love songs as “Flying Without Wings” by Westlife and “Back for Good” by Take That. Suddenly the reality of the situation hit me and I formed and opinion in my head using my limited knowledge of the ladies I have gathered up over the years. I declined his offer and added “How would a hairy bollix like me, who is a complete stranger to your Ex, turning up a strange person’s work place singing Westlife songs help your situation man?” He taught about it for a second and added “Do you know any Celine Dion Songs?”